The Koki Prayer
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:19 pm
The Koki Prayer
Our drops, which art on NMs,
Koki be thy bane;
thy claiming come;
thy skills be stunned,
in the Mire as it is in Mount Zhayolm.
Give us this day our daily Loot.
And forgive us our Gekkos,
as we forgive those that Gekko against us.
And lead us not into Kasha;
but deliver us from non-Koki use.
For thine is the treasure hunter, the damage, and the Full drops,
For ever and ever.
Amen.
The Koki Scripture:
And so I spoke unto Koki, saying,"Lord, the Rampart runs dry daily, popping of the accursed bee's is a rare occurence, and the drop rate is scarce." Koki said "Be still, and know that I am Koki; know that I am exalted among the Ramparts, I will be exalted among the Remnants. Go forth and speak my praises." As if a sudden storm from the desert had come upon us, the Rampart shat out the glorious red manifestation of Koki's grace. We slayed the creature without mercy, and in the end, were rewarded for our conquest with boots of the same crimson red, as a sign of our faith. We fell to our knees and wept, praising Koki throughout the night and into the next morning.
- The Book of Tachi: Chapter Koki 3:47
The rules of Koki:
1) Must believe or thall shalt not recieve.
2) Must land. (Usually the killing blow if not close enough.)
3) Must not die anytime after Koki lands.
4) Must make the best macro for Koki to be known by all as glorious and bacon-ness!
The Koki Testimonials:
For those that have lost the faith.
Believe in Koki and ye shall inherit the Drops of knights.
Altana blesses the Koki.
"I don't believe in abusing the Koki when not on sam, so I tried Blade: Teki! Koki, Teki? Close enough. bwahahaha...koki delivers the blessing to other far eastern jobs :3"
I Believe!
This is what I believe,
and for those spanish speakers, it's Yo Believo"
"I was reading this thread while camping nue and you guys have turned me to join the church of koki!"
"I'm not a SAM but...:"
Koki was with me again last night.
"I used Tachi: Koki on the entire internet and this dropped: Click me, you know you want to.(http://karagitz.blogspot.com/2005/09/c ... n_28.html)"
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN IT.
"Koki helped me get a beadeaux coffer key and parade gorget for a friend between yesterday and today, and snagged me one of these babies: D Ingot"
You must sacrifice a virgin to the Koki Gods.
"Koki is a placebo. i got many SSs of Koki not working.."
"DO NOT BELIVE HIS LIES!!!!! BLASPHEMY TO THE SAMURAI UNION. B-GONE WITH YE!!"
"YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH"
I AM KOKI.
"Hear me rawr!"
I believe in Koki!
"you guys are weird..."
"Shun the non-believer. Shuuun!"
Do YOU BELIEVE IN KOKI NOW?
"Holy jesus Wopa, everyone best believe!"
"Wopa believes, do you?"
"After reading the entire Tachi: Koki thread yesterday, I decided to go to sky for some despot action with my BLM friend (Myself RDM). Farming against 2 other duo groups, we pulled the last one in the row and I said "This is going to be despot." My friend replys "How do you know?" So I said "I feel the Tachi: Koki.". Needless to say we killed him and just before final nuke I said Tachi: Koki. And despots ass poped. I lol'ed hard in RL. All I have to say is I am a believer in the Koki."
Heretics:
-"Retarded MNK's. Showing screenshots of nothing. MNKs shouting "Tachi:Koki!!!" before opening a chest. Obviously without having a GK themselves and, conveniently, without showing a Koki was even performed."
-"Mega ultra supreme WOOSH
Let me clue you in on a little secret here in the Sam boards: Koki TH was invented by us for fun. Its a superstition, nothing more. It has expanded to the mere mention of Koki being enough to increase your luck. Monks can post as many Koki auto-translates as they want. Now, next time you wanna criticize someone, kindly know what the fuck you're talking about."
-"You fuck off, internet retard. Heres another mentally challenged SAM a few posts back:
Zanzabar readies Tachi:Koki.
Dyire takes 0 points of damage.
Shaolingoad readies Tachi:Kasha
lolool
LOL
gj
Shaolingoat defeats Marquis Gamygyn.
FUCKFACES, OBVIOUSLY TACHI:KASHA KILLED THE NM, NOT KOKI "
"You're an idiot, it's something we made up and ppl play with it, jesus christ lol. Who cares if Kasha killed it? He Koki'd, it dropped, grats to whoever, move along god damn.
It's for fun, crazy concept with FFXi, I know, but it actually happens sometimes."
"I don't have a screenshot, even though this is obviously a SS thread (check the title), I recently killed Absolute Virtue. Killed it with a Koki and it dropped Sins for "Ninurta's Sash" and the very rare GKT "Futsuno Mitama". Because I killed it myself, I got both items. But like the last guy, just no SS"
"Listen idiot, I play on the 360 therefor, I have no way of actually recording chat logs etc. I don't have a camera that has good quality, (plus its in my closet somewhere). Koki got me the drop, and I shit myself for it!"
"FUCKFACES, OBVIOUSLY TACHI:KASHA KILLED THE NM, NOT KOKI"
"Someone is little jealous.."
"Not jealous, stupid."
"Stupid? You're just sad that you were abandoned by Koki. Even Judas was still loved, you are not."
The Art of Koki:
"The ULTIMATE Koki build?"
Our drops, which art on NMs,
Koki be thy bane;
thy claiming come;
thy skills be stunned,
in the Mire as it is in Mount Zhayolm.
Give us this day our daily Loot.
And forgive us our Gekkos,
as we forgive those that Gekko against us.
And lead us not into Kasha;
but deliver us from non-Koki use.
For thine is the treasure hunter, the damage, and the Full drops,
For ever and ever.
Amen.
The Koki Scripture:
And so I spoke unto Koki, saying,"Lord, the Rampart runs dry daily, popping of the accursed bee's is a rare occurence, and the drop rate is scarce." Koki said "Be still, and know that I am Koki; know that I am exalted among the Ramparts, I will be exalted among the Remnants. Go forth and speak my praises." As if a sudden storm from the desert had come upon us, the Rampart shat out the glorious red manifestation of Koki's grace. We slayed the creature without mercy, and in the end, were rewarded for our conquest with boots of the same crimson red, as a sign of our faith. We fell to our knees and wept, praising Koki throughout the night and into the next morning.
- The Book of Tachi: Chapter Koki 3:47
The rules of Koki:
1) Must believe or thall shalt not recieve.
2) Must land. (Usually the killing blow if not close enough.)
3) Must not die anytime after Koki lands.
4) Must make the best macro for Koki to be known by all as glorious and bacon-ness!
The Koki Testimonials:
For those that have lost the faith.
Believe in Koki and ye shall inherit the Drops of knights.
Altana blesses the Koki.
"I don't believe in abusing the Koki when not on sam, so I tried Blade: Teki! Koki, Teki? Close enough. bwahahaha...koki delivers the blessing to other far eastern jobs :3"
I Believe!
This is what I believe,
and for those spanish speakers, it's Yo Believo"
"I was reading this thread while camping nue and you guys have turned me to join the church of koki!"
"I'm not a SAM but...:"
Koki was with me again last night.
"I used Tachi: Koki on the entire internet and this dropped: Click me, you know you want to.(http://karagitz.blogspot.com/2005/09/c ... n_28.html)"
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN IT.
"Koki helped me get a beadeaux coffer key and parade gorget for a friend between yesterday and today, and snagged me one of these babies: D Ingot"
You must sacrifice a virgin to the Koki Gods.
"Koki is a placebo. i got many SSs of Koki not working.."
"DO NOT BELIVE HIS LIES!!!!! BLASPHEMY TO THE SAMURAI UNION. B-GONE WITH YE!!"
"YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH"
I AM KOKI.
"Hear me rawr!"
I believe in Koki!
"you guys are weird..."
"Shun the non-believer. Shuuun!"
Do YOU BELIEVE IN KOKI NOW?
"Holy jesus Wopa, everyone best believe!"
"Wopa believes, do you?"
"After reading the entire Tachi: Koki thread yesterday, I decided to go to sky for some despot action with my BLM friend (Myself RDM). Farming against 2 other duo groups, we pulled the last one in the row and I said "This is going to be despot." My friend replys "How do you know?" So I said "I feel the Tachi: Koki.". Needless to say we killed him and just before final nuke I said Tachi: Koki. And despots ass poped. I lol'ed hard in RL. All I have to say is I am a believer in the Koki."
Heretics:
-"Retarded MNK's. Showing screenshots of nothing. MNKs shouting "Tachi:Koki!!!" before opening a chest. Obviously without having a GK themselves and, conveniently, without showing a Koki was even performed."
-"Mega ultra supreme WOOSH
Let me clue you in on a little secret here in the Sam boards: Koki TH was invented by us for fun. Its a superstition, nothing more. It has expanded to the mere mention of Koki being enough to increase your luck. Monks can post as many Koki auto-translates as they want. Now, next time you wanna criticize someone, kindly know what the fuck you're talking about."
-"You fuck off, internet retard. Heres another mentally challenged SAM a few posts back:
Zanzabar readies Tachi:Koki.
Dyire takes 0 points of damage.
Shaolingoad readies Tachi:Kasha
lolool
LOL
gj
Shaolingoat defeats Marquis Gamygyn.
FUCKFACES, OBVIOUSLY TACHI:KASHA KILLED THE NM, NOT KOKI "
"You're an idiot, it's something we made up and ppl play with it, jesus christ lol. Who cares if Kasha killed it? He Koki'd, it dropped, grats to whoever, move along god damn.
It's for fun, crazy concept with FFXi, I know, but it actually happens sometimes."
"I don't have a screenshot, even though this is obviously a SS thread (check the title), I recently killed Absolute Virtue. Killed it with a Koki and it dropped Sins for "Ninurta's Sash" and the very rare GKT "Futsuno Mitama". Because I killed it myself, I got both items. But like the last guy, just no SS"
"Listen idiot, I play on the 360 therefor, I have no way of actually recording chat logs etc. I don't have a camera that has good quality, (plus its in my closet somewhere). Koki got me the drop, and I shit myself for it!"
"FUCKFACES, OBVIOUSLY TACHI:KASHA KILLED THE NM, NOT KOKI"
"Someone is little jealous.."
"Not jealous, stupid."
"Stupid? You're just sad that you were abandoned by Koki. Even Judas was still loved, you are not."
The Art of Koki:
"The ULTIMATE Koki build?"
