When I see this, I think ...

[Regalis]

I think of Verence when I see this:
FAUST 2.0

The only blood these contracts are signed in is from me cutting my hand trying to open the goddamn CD case.


I think of Verence and Muirnin when I see this:
No One Must Know

Or perhaps they knew he was there, and were just trying to torment him first.

Scantron

Also, after all the warnings about filling in the bubbles completely, I spent like 30 seconds on each one.

Actuarial

I started to do the tables for more famous people but it got really depressing and morbid and I had to go outside. Hat guy wins again.

Scrabble

A veteran Scrabble player will spot the 'OSTRICH' option.

This is all of us at some point:
Morning Routine

I had a really hard time not writing '... profit!'

Steal This Comic

I spent more time trying to get an audible.com audio book playing than it took to listen to the book. I have lost every other piece of DRM-locked music I have paid for.

LOL
Numerical Sex Positions

We didn't even get to the continued fractions!

I'm NOT a Ninja

'The sad thing is that I just wanted to talk about your poor smoke-bomb techniques.'

lolSah
Flash Games

Although ... who else can't wait for them to incorporate that Wiimote head-tracking stuff into games? Man, the future's gonna be *awesome*.

Height

Interestingly, on a true vertical log plot, I think the Eiffel Tower's sides really would be straight lines.

Kiera's WHM Syndrome
Terminology

Also, is it just me, or do Japan and New Zealand look suspiciously similar? Has anyone seen them at a party together?

lolSah2
Induced Current

The MythBusters need to tackle whether a black hole from the LHC could REALLY destroy the world.

What does this and Strange have in common?
Flow Charts

At 8 drinks, you switch the torrent from FreeBSD to Microsoft Bob. C'mon, it'll be fun!

Cuttlefish

Unless the CS students finish the robot revolution before you finish the cephalopod one.

For those "older" members. D:
Misusing Slang

It slowly dawns on us that our parents knew exactly what they were doing.

This has Sharps Written All over it:
1337: Part 1

If you're not cool enough to do it manually, you can look up tools like Upside-Down-Ternet for playing games with people on your wifi.

1337: Part 2

Trivia: Elaine is actually her middle name.

1337: Part 3

I once asked an NSA guy whether they'd broken RSA. And I know I can trust him, because I asked if he was lying to me and he said no.

1337: Part 4

Mrs. Roberts would have gotten up sooner, of course, but she was busy piping find ~ and find ~nomad into xargs shred, just in case.

1337: Part 5

This digital music thing will probably reach its endgame sometime in the next decade or so. These are very exciting times.

Balloon

So I'm a bad person.

Ultimate Game

RIP, Gary.

Loud Sex

Spherical or parabolic reflectors would of course lead to aberrant behavior.

This is EVERYONE:
Duty Calls

What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!

[Verence]

Actually, yeah. Kind of. One of my oldest friends in FFXI went organ farming with Muir and I once for one of her gorgets. We'd known him for almost 4 years at this point. Muir was very pleased when she finally got her last organ and I said something like "Grats, sweetie." He went "Whoah. That's the first time I've ever seen you use a pet name with her."
Openly, obnoxiously gushing-affection couples have always made me want to reach for the nearest blunt object, so I decided early on to never be that couple.

[Circan]

I like the bio major one being a bio major myself.. heheh.